If there was ever a guy named god,i say that he's undoubtedly the biggest asshole of all time.And who comes second,all the guy who believe in him and go to those places of hypocrisy which i say, should be replaced by lavatories and whorehouses for the general good.Why do we need religion?In the name of religion thousands of people get massacred each year and blah,blah,blah.I'm not hear to talk about it.Human beings(idiots) have an intrinsic tendency of wanting to kill each other.Some say they'll do it,some actually do it and they have been doing this since time immemorial and will keep on doing it till the shit comes to an end.Don't blame the Muslim warriors of faith(commonly referred to as terrorists).They're doing what their ancestors did for money,power,women etc.etc.Well it's a means of livelihood for them and entertainment for us.
What do people read news for.Your stupid anglophile teacher(the bitch) will say-"to keep yourself abreast with whatever's happening in YOUR world".I'll say- Entertainment.That's what news is for.Do you think people will be interested in listening to the news about our turbaned,lacking-a-personality prime-minister giving a discourse on the contribution of science & technology to the development of our great nation(Saare jahaan se Achha).That's something which is also news and it's also shown(believe me)on our terminally ill national network(Doordarshan).What grabs the news?Qasab & co kill some hundred people in India's tinsel-town.
"Cyclone kills 110 in china"-That's not too many.Anyways i hate those fucking yellow-skinned morons trying to fill our markets with their cheap,toxic stuffs.
"100 biharis killed in assam in the past year"-Light.Who gives a fuck about the bloody biharis.There are already too many.100 won't make a hell of a difference.
So now i praise the muslim warriors for providing us with continuous,unbridled,exhilarating entertainment for so many years.We thought Eiffel tower fell only in movies.They did it.'Woahh'-Never thought i would see it in my own life.Did you see how it fell.Awesome man.I wish i could have been there.I could have made some serious cash if just had a videocam.
The symbol of the great american dream fell and the world was agonized beyond saving.Sardar kids in amritsar lit up candles for the painful departed in the world's greatest city.Many of their dads(aspiring taxi-drivers in the land of the fair or the free west as the asshole called Tolkien once wrote)cried out for those who died.Back home some,I'm not sure how many, maybe some 100,000 people died in a long forgotten place called kashmir over a period of some 20 years(That's 5000 a year if you are a guy of averages).But dad wasn't going to drive a taxi in Srinagar.So Little Baljit didn't care.
So i come back to religion.We have a tendency of dividing ourselves in groups.Individualism is OK as long as you're a part of a group.A group of friends,a group of christians,a group of niggas.These are all groups and they all have a common pattern of formation.Birds of a feather flock together-that's what i say and i don't care to say anymore.But one thing,my religion,i take it as seriously as my orkut group and it isn't anything more than that.
Simplifying things can often help you.The complicated D'Alembert's principle is after all Newton's law wearing a wig.
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