FukinTine Day

Today is the auspicious day called "St. FukinTine day".Do I care about this day ?Of course I do.Every guy with his dick in the right place cares about this day.Then why am i writing this post ? No idea except that i want to say some something, about this phenomenon inspired by the bravado of the lecherous monk called 'Fukintine'.Well even if you are a hardcore pessimist like me you do feel a ray of hope on this day.Maybe some miracle will happen.A good-natured girl with a soft corner for single,unattractive guys comes to you,offers her hymen to you to devour.Or maybe you muster up courage and go and propose the beautiful,lonely,self-righteous who doesn't give a damn' about norms girl who always had a soft-spot for you and was just waiting to for you to make an advance and as the story goes,she agrees.You fall in love and fuck happily everafter.
I wish to say something about this Ram-sena or Shiv-sena or the dozens of organizations that magically crop up near this day.These groups are i must say, not to sound very harsh 'irritating' but i can't say the same about the intellectual mortals who respond to their crap.I myself have got bored of this junta's indignation to these people."Go get a life",''Unemployed morons","Losers who could never land a girl",etc. etc. The bashing of these organizations have become so regular and the catchphrases i hear have become so monotonous that i wish to say this to the educated junta-"Go get a FUCKIN' life.Get something else to do.Love can get you all sweaty and euphoric but it doesn't buy you a meal-A wise man (I think we all have an idea about the wise man) once said.".On valentine's day(I wish you could see the contorted features of my face right now-A pure,unadulterated scowl.) i suggest the lady and the man go to some private place.Express your love in a place where nobody gives a fuck abut you.Why hang around in a public park.Why do you want your love to be shared by unwilling people who haven't paid for the sightseeing.In the name of love, it sometimes does get too embarrasing for people who still can't talk about sex and kissing with their parents/kids.Go to a cinema hall,go to a library(that's what people do at my place).If you have the money and available infrastructure you can even go to a Disc and waste the hard-earned money of your dad on some ungrateful bitch(Maybe grateful if she provides you with the thing you actually spent the money for).Or go to khajuraho.This valentine day attend a class on love in its purest form(though short-lived).
Personally I don't blame the Ram-sena.Matter of fact their inspiration,Ram himself was a prude.He & wife were separated for some time in their 14 years odyssey but on return only the lady was subjected to some kind of post-marital virginity test.Why didn't the guy get himself tested.I don't know.Maybe it was because he was the guy.He may have had multiple relationships with Sabri,Roma and god knows who, but his integrity was beyond question.On the other hand Shiv was himself known to be a classified 'THARKI' and his love-sessions are the stuff of legends(Consult the puranas).A word of advice: if you & your friends want to start a new group and you've thought of a name ,do some background research before settling on it.You don't want to be called the Krishna-sena and found opposing V'day celebrations.
About the people in the news.Mrs. Renuka Choudhary.There are a few bitches in the world i hate with such single-minded determination than the pudgy-faced whore.If i ever meet the bitch minus her security guards, i'll beat her brain to pulp with a log,slap her multiple times and piss on her face my yellowest possible urine.The bitch has such an obsessive compulsion to stay in the limelight that she'll even get her two young bitches to marry a Muslim just for the fun of it.She's a true sycophant who's policies and ideals change as fast as her lingerie brand.I remember she was in the TDP once before she changed ship to the Congress(The masturbating Palm one).Rest is history.She's now women and child affairs minister with an abysmal record and her claim to fame being her support of the all-important festival of Love.Fuck her.
Aise,enough for today.And if you expected conclusions, well you'll have to make your own.See you next time if any of you prefers to come back(I don't expect many but if you do, then i'll have to say bit grudgingly though,You're Welcome.