If there was ever a guy named god,i say that he's undoubtedly the biggest asshole of all time.And who comes second,all the guy who believe in him and go to those places of hypocrisy which i say, should be replaced by lavatories and whorehouses for the general good.Why do we need religion?In the name of religion thousands of people get massacred each year and blah,blah,blah.I'm not hear to talk about it.Human beings(idiots) have an intrinsic tendency of wanting to kill each other.Some say they'll do it,some actually do it and they have been doing this since time immemorial and will keep on doing it till the shit comes to an end.Don't blame the Muslim warriors of faith(commonly referred to as terrorists).They're doing what their ancestors did for money,power,women etc.etc.Well it's a means of livelihood for them and entertainment for us.
What do people read news for.Your stupid anglophile teacher(the bitch) will say-"to keep yourself abreast with whatever's happening in YOUR world".I'll say- Entertainment.That's what news is for.Do you think people will be interested in listening to the news about our turbaned,lacking-a-personality prime-minister giving a discourse on the contribution of science & technology to the development of our great nation(Saare jahaan se Achha).That's something which is also news and it's also shown(believe me)on our terminally ill national network(Doordarshan).What grabs the news?Qasab & co kill some hundred people in India's tinsel-town.
"Cyclone kills 110 in china"-That's not too many.Anyways i hate those fucking yellow-skinned morons trying to fill our markets with their cheap,toxic stuffs.
"100 biharis killed in assam in the past year"-Light.Who gives a fuck about the bloody biharis.There are already too many.100 won't make a hell of a difference.
So now i praise the muslim warriors for providing us with continuous,unbridled,exhilarating entertainment for so many years.We thought Eiffel tower fell only in movies.They did it.'Woahh'-Never thought i would see it in my own life.Did you see how it fell.Awesome man.I wish i could have been there.I could have made some serious cash if just had a videocam.
The symbol of the great american dream fell and the world was agonized beyond saving.Sardar kids in amritsar lit up candles for the painful departed in the world's greatest city.Many of their dads(aspiring taxi-drivers in the land of the fair or the free west as the asshole called Tolkien once wrote)cried out for those who died.Back home some,I'm not sure how many, maybe some 100,000 people died in a long forgotten place called kashmir over a period of some 20 years(That's 5000 a year if you are a guy of averages).But dad wasn't going to drive a taxi in Srinagar.So Little Baljit didn't care.
So i come back to religion.We have a tendency of dividing ourselves in groups.Individualism is OK as long as you're a part of a group.A group of friends,a group of christians,a group of niggas.These are all groups and they all have a common pattern of formation.Birds of a feather flock together-that's what i say and i don't care to say anymore.But one thing,my religion,i take it as seriously as my orkut group and it isn't anything more than that.
Simplifying things can often help you.The complicated D'Alembert's principle is after all Newton's law wearing a wig.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Sunday, February 15, 2009
FukinTine Day
Today is the auspicious day called "St. FukinTine day".Do I care about this day ?Of course I do.Every guy with his dick in the right place cares about this day.Then why am i writing this post ? No idea except that i want to say some something, about this phenomenon inspired by the bravado of the lecherous monk called 'Fukintine'.Well even if you are a hardcore pessimist like me you do feel a ray of hope on this day.Maybe some miracle will happen.A good-natured girl with a soft corner for single,unattractive guys comes to you,offers her hymen to you to devour.Or maybe you muster up courage and go and propose the beautiful,lonely,self-righteous who doesn't give a damn' about norms girl who always had a soft-spot for you and was just waiting to for you to make an advance and as the story goes,she agrees.You fall in love and fuck happily everafter.
I wish to say something about this Ram-sena or Shiv-sena or the dozens of organizations that magically crop up near this day.These groups are i must say, not to sound very harsh 'irritating' but i can't say the same about the intellectual mortals who respond to their crap.I myself have got bored of this junta's indignation to these people."Go get a life",''Unemployed morons","Losers who could never land a girl",etc. etc. The bashing of these organizations have become so regular and the catchphrases i hear have become so monotonous that i wish to say this to the educated junta-"Go get a FUCKIN' life.Get something else to do.Love can get you all sweaty and euphoric but it doesn't buy you a meal-A wise man (I think we all have an idea about the wise man) once said.".On valentine's day(I wish you could see the contorted features of my face right now-A pure,unadulterated scowl.) i suggest the lady and the man go to some private place.Express your love in a place where nobody gives a fuck abut you.Why hang around in a public park.Why do you want your love to be shared by unwilling people who haven't paid for the sightseeing.In the name of love, it sometimes does get too embarrasing for people who still can't talk about sex and kissing with their parents/kids.Go to a cinema hall,go to a library(that's what people do at my place).If you have the money and available infrastructure you can even go to a Disc and waste the hard-earned money of your dad on some ungrateful bitch(Maybe grateful if she provides you with the thing you actually spent the money for).Or go to khajuraho.This valentine day attend a class on love in its purest form(though short-lived).
Personally I don't blame the Ram-sena.Matter of fact their inspiration,Ram himself was a prude.He & wife were separated for some time in their 14 years odyssey but on return only the lady was subjected to some kind of post-marital virginity test.Why didn't the guy get himself tested.I don't know.Maybe it was because he was the guy.He may have had multiple relationships with Sabri,Roma and god knows who, but his integrity was beyond question.On the other hand Shiv was himself known to be a classified 'THARKI' and his love-sessions are the stuff of legends(Consult the puranas).A word of advice: if you & your friends want to start a new group and you've thought of a name ,do some background research before settling on it.You don't want to be called the Krishna-sena and found opposing V'day celebrations.
About the people in the news.Mrs. Renuka Choudhary.There are a few bitches in the world i hate with such single-minded determination than the pudgy-faced whore.If i ever meet the bitch minus her security guards, i'll beat her brain to pulp with a log,slap her multiple times and piss on her face my yellowest possible urine.The bitch has such an obsessive compulsion to stay in the limelight that she'll even get her two young bitches to marry a Muslim just for the fun of it.She's a true sycophant who's policies and ideals change as fast as her lingerie brand.I remember she was in the TDP once before she changed ship to the Congress(The masturbating Palm one).Rest is history.She's now women and child affairs minister with an abysmal record and her claim to fame being her support of the all-important festival of Love.Fuck her.
Aise,enough for today.And if you expected conclusions, well you'll have to make your own.See you next time if any of you prefers to come back(I don't expect many but if you do, then i'll have to say bit grudgingly though,You're Welcome.
I wish to say something about this Ram-sena or Shiv-sena or the dozens of organizations that magically crop up near this day.These groups are i must say, not to sound very harsh 'irritating' but i can't say the same about the intellectual mortals who respond to their crap.I myself have got bored of this junta's indignation to these people."Go get a life",''Unemployed morons","Losers who could never land a girl",etc. etc. The bashing of these organizations have become so regular and the catchphrases i hear have become so monotonous that i wish to say this to the educated junta-"Go get a FUCKIN' life.Get something else to do.Love can get you all sweaty and euphoric but it doesn't buy you a meal-A wise man (I think we all have an idea about the wise man) once said.".On valentine's day(I wish you could see the contorted features of my face right now-A pure,unadulterated scowl.) i suggest the lady and the man go to some private place.Express your love in a place where nobody gives a fuck abut you.Why hang around in a public park.Why do you want your love to be shared by unwilling people who haven't paid for the sightseeing.In the name of love, it sometimes does get too embarrasing for people who still can't talk about sex and kissing with their parents/kids.Go to a cinema hall,go to a library(that's what people do at my place).If you have the money and available infrastructure you can even go to a Disc and waste the hard-earned money of your dad on some ungrateful bitch(Maybe grateful if she provides you with the thing you actually spent the money for).Or go to khajuraho.This valentine day attend a class on love in its purest form(though short-lived).
Personally I don't blame the Ram-sena.Matter of fact their inspiration,Ram himself was a prude.He & wife were separated for some time in their 14 years odyssey but on return only the lady was subjected to some kind of post-marital virginity test.Why didn't the guy get himself tested.I don't know.Maybe it was because he was the guy.He may have had multiple relationships with Sabri,Roma and god knows who, but his integrity was beyond question.On the other hand Shiv was himself known to be a classified 'THARKI' and his love-sessions are the stuff of legends(Consult the puranas).A word of advice: if you & your friends want to start a new group and you've thought of a name ,do some background research before settling on it.You don't want to be called the Krishna-sena and found opposing V'day celebrations.
About the people in the news.Mrs. Renuka Choudhary.There are a few bitches in the world i hate with such single-minded determination than the pudgy-faced whore.If i ever meet the bitch minus her security guards, i'll beat her brain to pulp with a log,slap her multiple times and piss on her face my yellowest possible urine.The bitch has such an obsessive compulsion to stay in the limelight that she'll even get her two young bitches to marry a Muslim just for the fun of it.She's a true sycophant who's policies and ideals change as fast as her lingerie brand.I remember she was in the TDP once before she changed ship to the Congress(The masturbating Palm one).Rest is history.She's now women and child affairs minister with an abysmal record and her claim to fame being her support of the all-important festival of Love.Fuck her.
Aise,enough for today.And if you expected conclusions, well you'll have to make your own.See you next time if any of you prefers to come back(I don't expect many but if you do, then i'll have to say bit grudgingly though,You're Welcome.
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