I have this persistent scowl on my face ever since i came home for the summer.I can't get it off my face even though i try to get rid of it sometimes.To tell you the truth,i'm not sure if i even want to get rid of it.I see a million faults in everything's that happening around me.I have hardly seen anything of late that i can even mildly appreciate.Of course everything is not worth appreciating and the sheer stupidity of some things drives me to madness.They refer to the television(Tv)as the 'idiot box'.I don't agree.They should call it the goddamn-motherfucking-son of all bitches shit-box.
The amount of crap flowing on Tv can put the Mumbai sewage system to shame.You have these absolutely horrible,so called 'tearjearker' shows.Tearjearker!my ignoble ass.The stupidity of these people frustrates me,makes me want to chew up my own balls.You have young women playing 40 something's,wearing heavy-duty makeup and of course,crying glycerine all day and yeah to top it all,the very fashion conscious ladies live in a village.It's an insult to common-sense.I can imagine that maybe the assholes who make these programmes haven't been to a village but i don't believe that they were all orphans.Some of them may have had proper parents.I guess maybe their mom's were always dressed up day and night,waiting for a chance to commit adultery with their friendly neighbourhood uncle.Fuck them.
And now to my favourite part.MTV!!Dumb has never been so big.MTV personifies dumb.It's to the dumb,for the dumb and by the dumb.To the people who watch MTV- Roadies or Splitsvilla,you guys are,i must say it,MORONS.And i say this to anyone who's a Roadie fan.I'll say again,you're a moron and an asshole.I wish i could take a long and thick iron rod,shove it down your ass and thermally expand it(the rod moron,your ass has a very poor thermal conductivity,it will shrivel and burn without expanding).The same 'cool' guys who watch MTV Roadies scoff at saas-bahu serials.Those bitches and whores who do politics in a pseudo-joint-loving family domain are not very different from the assholes on Roadies who do it in a custom made enviornment.And atleast the poor bitches are mostly acting from a script.Roadies is entertainment in the cheapest form,quite akin to those crass American pie movies and it's not even funny.You get socially inept,politically incorrect bimbos and pricks,put them in a confined environment and watch them calling each other names and pretending to be smartasses.And this particular ode is to the asshole who runs the show.
May thee balls off,
thy mutter(ger. mother) be raped by a rabid dog
and thy brother
well i hope,he just dies.
When MTV started in the 80's it was seen as a sign of growing decadence of the american society.The USSR was in shambles,communism was coming to an end and the American economy was growing at a steady pace since the lows of the 70's.The country's youth were getting richer,fatter and naturally dumber.MTV was born to cater to this growing audience.It started by popularizing classic dirty-metal bands like motley crue and the rejuvenated Ozzy osbourne(the same guy who was in the Osbournes a decade later).The videos starring big-boobed and wide assed barenaked ladies(pun intended)were instant hits.This was followed by miss Madonna singing on the loss of virginity,sex with jesus and her conical bras.The 90's had britney,christina,the bootylicious beyonce's and the nigga rappers.With the addition of shows such as Jackass,MTV became the embodiment of the minds of the American youth-dirty,crass and lacking any sense of morality.
That's why i say that MTV is more evil than all the saas-bahu serials combined together.Don't believe in the false youth-icon programs,the red-ribbon concerts and fukintine-day celebrations.It's an evil network and it will continue to be.
Well,it seems tha i have spewed enough venom for today.I'll save some for the next post.And if you in any way feel offended by the content of this post,please do not write to me,read the header and fuck off.GoodBye.
